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Darlings

Due to circumstances beyond my control, My weekly partyline event, Ladies Lingerie, is being postponed by a week and will debut on Saturday, July 4th!   Aww, did you get those fireworks just for ME?

Adieu, my darlings

~MIstress Ryan~

Darlings

Well, congratulations, you survived Monday!  As most of you know, Tuesdays are when my cleaning girls come by the house and leave everything nice and sparkly … I look forward to Tuesdays with great abandon.  However, living as a lifestyle Mistress, I do have to tend extra care to how my house is presented, even to the cleaning staff.  They are aware, of course, of my lifestyle but there’s a difference between knowing how I live and having that lifestyle thrust upon them unwillingly.  All my toys have to be put away somewhere that is inaccessible to them, my bondage furniture  must be concealed (and let me tell you, concealing a restraint plank is a BITCH … it’s not like you can just toss a cloth over it and call it art!) and I have to make sure there’s no evidence laying about anywhere that would require explanation.

Most people just have to worry about hiding a vibrator or a strapon … I have an entire box full of evil little toys that are designed to keep you whimpering with pleasure.  Which brings me to the point of this post … What do you do to hide your little secrets? Do you have a special drawer that you keep your sissy panties in, buried underneath all your “manly clothes”?  Is there an unassuming box in your closet for your bitch-hole toys?  Or do you leave everything out, uncaring about who knows what lifestyle you lead?  Or are you one of those lucky souls who has a sissy maid that comes to clean your house, complete in a proper British Maid’s uniform?   Let’s talk about this on Saturday evening on my partyline chat, Ladies Lingerie.

I’d love to stay and chat, darlings … but I’m off to get the house ready for the cleaners.

Mistress Ryan
Empress of the Strapon
For Kinky Life Coach phone sex sessions with the Dick Domme, call 800.601.6975

Darlings,

Today is the worst day, isn’t it?  You’ve popped the cherry on the work week and now you are staring down the barrel of 10 hours worth of workday doldrums.  The past 2 days have been spent in a pornucopia of masturbatory bliss … you’ve stared at more porn in 2 days than you’ve seen in person in years.  Let’s face it, if it weren’t for free adult chat rooms and phone sex, you wouldn’t have a sex life.  And now you’re sitting in your office … supposedly working on reports for the meeting you have in 2 days but, instead you have your hand on your dick, stroking it like you didn’t have a care in the world.

Your office isn’t exactly the sexual sanctuary that your bedroom is but still, you can’t help it.  Just remembering those luscious legs and pert, beautiful breasts has your cock aching in your pants … you just can’t help but feel overwhelmed with the need to release some of that sexual tension; the urge to cum so hard it will feel as though your balls have been turned inside out like a pocket that’s been emptied.  2 days of giving into every carnal urge that comes across your mind and now you’re stuck … Controlled by your desire but locked in your office, it’s a battle of wills.  No, sweetheart … not a battle to see whether you’ll actually be able to resist touching yourself … I know you don’t have that kind of self-control.  No, this is a Race … can you get off before someone comes by to check on your progress?

I bet I can help … or I could make sure you get caught …

Mistress Ryan
Empress of the Strapon
For Kinky Life Coach phone sex sessions with the Dick Domme, call 800.601.6975

The aroma is always the same, no matter which salon you visit.  A combination of ammonia from permanent solution, shampoo and Barbacide all combine to assault your senses in one breath as soon as the door opens … it is the scent of beauty and pomp.  That scent, unique to beauty salons the world over always lingers with you for hours after you leave and it’s almost a sissy badge of honour … If you can walk in public, the scent of beauty salons wafting behind you like a cape, you can announce to the world that you have “arrived”.  There’s something about a salon that transforms everyone who steps through the doors.  You are here to become more beautiful than you could ever imagine … to become the living breathing pageant princess that you’ve always dreamt of being in your little sissy hearts.

I’ve always loved going to the salon, to spend the day being pampered and primped to my finest.  Going with a few girlfriends (or even a few gurl-friends) always makes the excursion more fun … you can have a quick, light lunch before spending the next several hours being manicured, pedicured and dyed/permed/styled to your heart’s content.  Half the fun is picking out your new hairstyle, laughing at some of the ridiculous “couture cuts” on the walls (honestly, who goes out of the house wearing hair that requires a protractor to style properly?!), and daring each other to REALLY dye your hair “Cherry Bomb Pink” (it fades after 3 washings, don’t bother.  I AM a child of the 80’s after all, darlings).  Sometimes, you just have to take a deep breath, put your big girl panties on and force the bravada required to be a sissy at the salon!

You can do it … I just know you can.

Mistress Ryan
Empress of the Strapon
For Kinky Life Coach phone sex sessions with the Dick Domme, call 800.601.6975

Today, my darlings, is my favourite day of the week.  Some of you may ask why but most should know the reason … It’s Friday.  And that always means I have a topic of conversation all picked out for my darling little cum dumpsters, the Faggots!  But first, I do have some wildly exciting news that I know all of you are going to tingle with excitement over.

Beginning on Saturday, June 27 at 8:30pm a new phone sex partyline event is going into the works.  Ladies Lingerie is a show dedicated to all of the lovely gurls and panty boys who have as much admiration for lingerie as I do.  I have long been an admirer of vintage lingerie and have spent a significant amount of time researching different styles and variations of silouette, from the dark ages of the 1800’s all the way through to today’s modern Secret place.  We can talk more, at length, this weekend about what exactly one might expect to hear during the show but I did want to let all of you know that it’s coming.  Mark your calendars for June 27 … I’ll have my favourite corset laced up!

This brings us back to Friday … and you lovely little cocksuckers.  What is it about watching a man get down on his knees for me that is so damned exciting?  It’s certainly not the sight of a big, thick cock (although that IS worth mentioning) … I’ve seen more than my fair share.  I suppose it could have something to do with the imagination of it being my strapon that is skullfucking your pretty little faces … just the sound alone of you trying to catch your breath as that length of man-meat penetrates your throat is enough to bring a smile to my face.

So, my darlings … here’s to you!  On this most glorious of days, I want to hear from all of my favourite faggots … let’s celebrate together!

Mistress Ryan
Empress of the Strapon
For Kinky Life Coach phone sex sessions with the Dick Domme, call 800.601.6975