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Yes I know, darlings … I’ve been a terrible Mistress and kept myself away for far too long.  I plead that you should all know, by now, how terrible I am with remembering to blog.  Most of you know that I am more emotional than cerebral and that blogging does require a bit of a concentration … I’m far better when flying by the seat of my pants than I am to plod along with something planned.

I’m far better to be found in our kinky chat room, sharing intimate moments with stroker boys and sissies alike.  Perhaps you could join me with some of our delicious Mistresses … Ms. Olivia, with the second best pair of legs at LDW (you know I have the best, admit it) is always in the room, delighting and tormenting each of you with her wit and charm.  Ms Jessica, she of the licks and pinches, is on hand to help each of you achieve your feminization goals.  Of course, Ms Vivian is the most delicious woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my tongue on.

So many other Mistresses are always available, these are merely a few that pique my interest.  Of course, these are not all the Mistresses that I have enjoyed sharing a call with … Most recently, that pleasure goes to Ms. Natalie whom I enjoyed sharing my beloved little Sissy Princess, Samantha.  

Speaking of my darlings, a few of you have been so thoughtful to me while I’ve been utterly ignoring my blog … Michael, always so supportive and delightful, you bring a smile to my face merely with your views of the world.  My Alaskan Prince, I miss chatting with you terribly but I know soon enough we will get to spend time together, practicing our cock stroking technique.  And, of course, all of the calls that I’ve had with my little cumdumpster cock sucker, Sean.  How I do so love to listen to the new and interesting ways his wife’s bull uses him while she is passed out in another room, surrounded by 4 or 5 big, thick cocks.  

I do so adore each and every one of you … and here’s to hoping I remember to do another blog post soon.

Mistress Ryan
The Greatest Legs at LDW
To Schedule a Phone Sex appointment, e-mail me at mistressryan@gmail.com or just call 800.356.6169

Darlings,

I never, in a million years, imagined that I would go so long without updating all of my stroker boys and sissies on the goings on of my life.  However, I have been so involved with the new puppy and his integration with the rest of my animal family that I have let my other pets linger … I am so very sorry, darlings.  But you’ll forgive me … won’t you?

The first order of business would be to let you know that I have, in fact, changed his name.  The longer he’s here with me, the more I realise that he should be named for my passion moreso than as an addendum to my older dogs.  With that being said, I’ve changed his name to Kona … Kona being, as I’m sure you all know, a delicious coffee grown in Hawaii.  And Kona is close enough to Dakota that there was no confusion with his name as he was training.  Now I only wish HIS training went half as well as the training some of the rest of my boys receive … although the subject matter may influence the enthusiasm most of you feel … cock sucking lessons are, by far, more intriguing to most of you than any other lesson I could give.

With that being said, I’ve learned one irrefutable fact … My Kona is better than any cup of coffee I could brew at waking me up first thing in the morning … he’s like my own personal wake-up service, complete with moans and yelps.  I do promise that I’m much better at waking someone up … My nose isn’t quite so cold … check out Wake Up Sexy for more information on sharing a morning or two with us.

I have made the decision to stop tinkering with my speech for the trip to KC.  I know, with a great degree of certainty, that I will wind up tinkering my way into not doing the presentation at all if I don’t leave well enough alone.  Goddess knows I will be forgiven if I don’t spend 15 minutes of the presentation discussing the birth of Khundalini Yoga and how it’s growth in popular culture brought about a re-awakening of the inner self during the 60s and the exploration of edgier sexua …. well, you get the drift, don’t you?

I’m just about a month away from my trip and I’m looking forward to it more than I could ever say … I recently got my luggage and several new books for the trip … I’ve been on something of a Neil Gaiman kick lately, re-reading some of my favourites and I’m about half way through American Gods.  If you haven’t read it, you should pick up a copy … If only to please your Mistress.

I’m looking forward to chatting with you all in our kinky chat room sometime very soon.

Ta for now, darlings

Mistress Ryan
The Very Best in Phone Sex
800.356.6169

Darlings, I’d like to take a moment to introduce you to the newest member of my family … Someone that was unexpected but is still loved.  Ready?

Hello darlings,

It’s been an interesting week around here, hasn’t it?  Between trying to finalise my plans to get out to Kansas City in June, make arrangements for my pets (the 4 legged variety) for said vacation and get the notes touched up for my presentation, I’ve been run just about ragged!

However, I have also enjoyed quite the reprieve from my own insanity by spending time with each of my darlings.  Last week, I spoke with my little sissy faggotboy, D … he pranced around in his little pink panties and got so fucked up that he can barely remember what we’ve done the next day!  Now I can’t say exactly what he’s done for me but I can tell you that he has a new appreciation for red wine bottles.  And of course, Empress Jessica joined in the fun with me and we tortured the poor dear half senseless.

Of course I also enjoyed time with Ms. Tia’s Nasty Pathetic Perverted Wanker Boy … he’s such a GOOD boy when he’s been punished properly.  His lil cock is all locked up nice and safe now and I’m betting he’ll think twice before he makes another remark like the one he made a few weeks ago.  But we always have such a good time talking to each other … not the traditional types of calls but he always does make me laugh.

My favourite little sissy maid, Richard, was practically drooling all over herself thinking about washing and brushing my hair … especially while wearing her little 5″ shackles between her feet.

All in all it has been a good couple of days, even through the insanity of planning and preparing for my vacation.

I’ll talk to you all again very soon,

Mistress Ryan
An incredible Phone Sex experience
IM me at mztress_ryan to schedule a session or catch me in our kinky chat room

Hello my darling onesSuch a beautiful day out today I simply had to take a chance and thaw myself out from the deep freeze that seems to have covered over my part of the world … so very early this morning, I threw on my sneakers and went for a quick jog with my Angel dog … she and I made short order of the beach before we turned back towards home for breakfast.  It was refreshing to be out in the warm air, feeling the ocean breeze without the bone chilling numbness that has been the recent spate of weather.  Most of you have heard of my Angel dog but I don’t think you’ve been properly introduced … She’s a 6 year old chocolate lab/pit bull mix that I’ve had since she was just a baby and she’s 85 pounds of motivation.  When she decides she wants to go in a certain direction, it’s pretty much her walking me instead of the other way around but she does make sure that I remain at the forefront of your minds when you think of leg worship … or whole body worship, if the truth be told.After a quick shower (get your minds out of the gutter!), I took advantage of the lovely mid-morning warmth and put the windows down on the car while driving to an appointment with luxury.  Hair colour, trim and a pedicure … a day spent with very little to worry about while others pampered and caressed me … which is just how my life should be, don’t you think?  Luxuriously spent, I had my hair coloured with a vibrant red violet and honeyed blonde high lights while having my toes massaged and manipulated into pure ecstacy (wouldn’t all you stroker boys have positively died to witness such an act?) and then trimmed up nicely so I’m back to luscious curls … and all the while I was thinking of how wonderful it would be to have someone to do this for me every day … to have someone pamper my legs and feet at a moment’s notice.Wouldn’t you have liked to be there?  To watch my day of beauty and enjoy the pleasurable moments?  Perhaps you could stop by our kinky chat room and tell me what you enjoy during your days of beauty?Adieu for now,Mistress RyanThe Best Legs at LDWCall 800.356.6169 for an appointment with Mistress Ryan or IM to schedule a phone sex session at mztress_ryan@yahoo.com