Archive for March, 2008

Celebrations

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Well my darlings,We find ourselves with a reason to celebrate … Nay, in fact there are 2 reasons to celebrate. Would you care to know? First, as most of you are aware, I have been struggling with a computer that has been driving me absolutely insane. My laptop has been dying … slowly and steadily … for the last month. I had hoped that it would get me through to the end of March but it didn’t appear that was going to happen … so, earlier this evening I went out and I converted to the Dark Side. I, a life-long PC user, bought a MAC. Thus far, I’ve been impressed with it … the design itself is ingenious (must have been designed by a sissy … they always know the very best organisational tips). All I have on my desk is a 24″ monitor with a keyboard and mouse … that’s it … that encompasses the entirety of my new computer. For someone like me, it’s revolutionary!

So, now that I have this new computer, what does that mean for all you darling little stroker boys?  It means that very shortly you may have the opportunity to hear me doing a kinky radio show … and you will definitely see more blog posts from me for all you darling little boys that like to read about my strap on training.  Regardless of all of these things, you know your Mistress will always take care of you for every phone sex session we enjoy together.

So you ask what’s the other reason for celebration?

It’s my birthday!  March 22 … I’m turning 34 years old today and I’m expecting everyone to help me celebrate.  Come and join me in our kinky chat room … tell me something interesting …  At the very least, make sure to wish me a Happy Birthday!

And for those of you who want to be extra special, remember my wishlist is always a good way of impressing me.

Adieu for now,

Mistress Ryan

The Best Legs at LDW

Call to schedule a session at 800.356.6169

or IM me at mztress_ryan on Yahoo

The Week In Review

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Hello darlings,

Here we are, another week gone and that much closer to my birthday!  I realise you are all just as excited as I for the upcoming event and you are all preparing anxiously to wish me a Happy Birthday in our phone sex kinky chat room. 

I wanted to take a moment, as I am wont to do, and mention some of my special darlings from the past week … Remember, each week I try to thank those of you who go above and beyond in your service, dedication and the time spent together.

First, Matthew … How I love being a little manipulative princess that walks away with everything!  During our first session I got to be the sweet and caring Nanny who comes to help out around the house … you know, helping with the laundry … the children … the minor household duties.  However, once I see all that Matthew’s wife is getting while I’m stuck earning barely minimum wage, a plan forms.  I’m a much better woman than his prude wife and I deserve absolutely everything!  How dare she think she can order ME around while she’s off getting those ugly outfits and ridiculous business meetings that always come up at the last minute, leaving me to chase after her ungrateful little brats?!  But I fixed her … I was coming home from a date one night and I overheard Matthew in his bedroom with that prude and heard my opportunity.  She was telling him to stop being such an ass and to get over it … That perked my interest.  What was he being an ass about and how could I use that to my advantage?  The next thing I heard just about sent me jumping for joy … Matthew was begging his wife to let him suckle on her nipples like a little sissy baby!!  Here was this strong, wealthy man who could have any woman in the world, begging on his knees to breastfeed!!

I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even think straight as I walked down the hall … this was my in … my opportunity to get my claws into Matthew!  All I had to do was get rid of the prude wife and the pain in the ass brats … easy enough when you know the right people … 2 phone calls later and the Prude is on her way to a “spa” in Mexico … what no one realises is that the “spa” is really just a dump hole in the ground that specialises in surgery by request … things like lobotomies and augmentation which will turn Ms. Double PhD into a drooling little slut that will fuck for free as long as you promise to do her ass!  I was almost GIDDY with excitement when the stupid bitch actually THANKED ME for setting up an appointment at such an exclusive spa ( told her the place only takes appointments 2 years in advance and I had to really do some begging to get her in for the relaxation and pampering weekend … how stupid!). 

Once she was out of the way, all that was left to do was make arrangements for the little bastards … I mean, they had already accepted me as their Mom … I made sure to put their special recordings into their MP3 players every night (what 8 year old has an MP3 player??) that re-inforces their ideas that I’m their Mom and they should always do as their mom says!  Looking back on it, perhaps sending them off to boarding school in China was a bit harsh … but I don’t want anything standing in my way!

Finally … I had Matthew to myself … and I was going to enjoy slowly bringing him around to understand it was for the best … I made dinner … I put on the dresses I bought using the Prude’s cards (it’s not like she’d be needing them anymore!) and was waiting when he got home.  His eyes almost popped out of his head when he saw those creamy breasts of mine, practically begging for him to do some breast worship.  He sat there and ate, his mouth hanging open as he tried not to look over the meal.  I made the most of my angle by leaning this way and that so he never lost sight of those round globes.  By the time dinner was over and done with, his mouth was on my breast and he belonged to me.  Oh the fun I’m going to have with my own personal breast pump.

I also wanted to mention, once more, the favourite Man from Missouri … Bob I cannot even begin to tell you how much I enjoy every moment we share … and my little toes are going to look so damned cute in those shoes you’ll be just as tickled as I am.  Each and every minute that we get to spend together is like a blessing … Here’s to hoping that April brings just as much joy as last week.  *kiss*  You know I’m as stubborn as a goat but I do so love butting heads with you … *winks*

And of course, there was my new favourite cock sucker, Vinnie … How much I have loved comparing that tiny little pimple prick of yours to the real men that I have been fucking!  Watching those big fat cocks stroking next to your pathetic dicklet always makes me laugh.

Thank you to each of my darlings for all you give to me.

Some of you may have noticed a new Mistress has joined LDW … her name is Empress Jessica and she has been one of my nearest and dearest friends for many many years.  I do so hope that each of you will give Jessica a nice welcome, won’t you darlings?  She absolutely loves sissies and has so many beauty tips for you little darlings!  Give her a call or catch her in our kinky chatroom.  Hopefully soon, if I get a new computer for my birthday, you’ll be hearing Jessica and I on the radio soon.  Wouldn’t all of you darlings just stroke yourselves silly at the idea of hearing me on kinky radio?

Only a few shopping days left until the Greatest Legs turn 34 … Books, movies and darling little trinkets are always appreciated.

Adieu for now, my sweet darlings.

Ryan

The Times … they are a comin’

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Have you ever thought how nice it would be to open up the newspaper and read about your favourite phone sex company?For those of you who are interested in all the goings on here at LDW, we have a fantastic new service coming … The Kink Times.  It’s your way of keeping up with the Mistress you favour,  specials and services offered as well as articles and information.  But you must visit the website and sign up in order to receive the emails.

Wondering whether there is a Mistress that will allow you to perform leg worship on her?  (Aside from me, of course, darlings)  Questioning if there is someone out there who enjoys giving out strapon training lessons?  The Kink Times will be able to give you that information. 

So go visit and sign up … you never know what the news will tell you.

Ms Ryan

The Best Legs in LDW

800-356-6169