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Had an interesting call from one of my old favourites this evening.  Someone that I think many of you will remember from several months ago … Jessica and I certainly had a fantastic time using this beautiful little coke whore … Young Donald, or as he prefers to be called, Donnasue … has finally made his way back into my darling little clutches. This evening, Donald professed his apologies for being gone for so long … and then went on to get completely fucked up on a rather lethal combination of coke, cock and booze.  It’s always so nice when a family cums back together … isn’t it? Ta for now … The beautiful and controlling Mistress Ryan When you want phone sex, only the very best will do … and that’s where I cum in.

An interesting thing happened yesterday.  As most of you know, I have a younger sister … she’s 16 years old and does a fine job of keeping me on my toes.  A few years ago, I had promised her that when the time came, I would take her for her first tattoo.  Who know I would come to regret those words?

She called me on Saturday and informed me that Connecticut law will allow a 16 year old to get a tattoo with parental consent.  Just as I am about to point out that I am not, in fact, her mother she informs me that she’s already spoken to her mother and father and they are OK with my portraying her mother for this endeavor.  (Keep in mind, her father is my biological donor and we don’t necessarily have the closest relationship but we are social)  How I got volunteered for this is somewhat beyond me but, nevertheless, I found myself driving all the way down to Connecticut through a Biblical Event (read: torrential downpours) for almost 3 hours to a tattoo parlour in order to live up to what I had promised my sister.  Thankfully, she only wanted a small tattoo … the phrase “All You Need Is Love” on her ankle with the word love written in pink and red ribbon cursive.  And, after all was said and done, the tattoo itself came out very pretty.  I’ll probably have a picture in a day or so, once the swelling goes down and you can all admire the handiwork done.  I have to admit I considered getting a tattoo of my own but, in the end, decided to wait.  Perhaps a mirror of hers on my own ankle that reads “Love is all you need”?

However, now that I have survived the flood and have seen my baby sister take her first steps into adulthood, I’m now ready to inflict some of that aggression and dispassionate sense of self onto all of my lovely cocksucking faggots.  Are you prepared for what it is I feel you need, little boy?

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Mistress Ryan

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Yes I know, darlings … I’ve been a terrible Mistress and kept myself away for far too long.  I plead that you should all know, by now, how terrible I am with remembering to blog.  Most of you know that I am more emotional than cerebral and that blogging does require a bit of a concentration … I’m far better when flying by the seat of my pants than I am to plod along with something planned.

I’m far better to be found in our kinky chat room, sharing intimate moments with stroker boys and sissies alike.  Perhaps you could join me with some of our delicious Mistresses … Ms. Olivia, with the second best pair of legs at LDW (you know I have the best, admit it) is always in the room, delighting and tormenting each of you with her wit and charm.  Ms Jessica, she of the licks and pinches, is on hand to help each of you achieve your feminization goals.  Of course, Ms Vivian is the most delicious woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my tongue on.

So many other Mistresses are always available, these are merely a few that pique my interest.  Of course, these are not all the Mistresses that I have enjoyed sharing a call with … Most recently, that pleasure goes to Ms. Natalie whom I enjoyed sharing my beloved little Sissy Princess, Samantha.  

Speaking of my darlings, a few of you have been so thoughtful to me while I’ve been utterly ignoring my blog … Michael, always so supportive and delightful, you bring a smile to my face merely with your views of the world.  My Alaskan Prince, I miss chatting with you terribly but I know soon enough we will get to spend time together, practicing our cock stroking technique.  And, of course, all of the calls that I’ve had with my little cumdumpster cock sucker, Sean.  How I do so love to listen to the new and interesting ways his wife’s bull uses him while she is passed out in another room, surrounded by 4 or 5 big, thick cocks.  

I do so adore each and every one of you … and here’s to hoping I remember to do another blog post soon.

Mistress Ryan
The Greatest Legs at LDW
To Schedule a Phone Sex appointment, e-mail me at mistressryan@gmail.com or just call 800.356.6169

Darlings,

I never, in a million years, imagined that I would go so long without updating all of my stroker boys and sissies on the goings on of my life.  However, I have been so involved with the new puppy and his integration with the rest of my animal family that I have let my other pets linger … I am so very sorry, darlings.  But you’ll forgive me … won’t you?

The first order of business would be to let you know that I have, in fact, changed his name.  The longer he’s here with me, the more I realise that he should be named for my passion moreso than as an addendum to my older dogs.  With that being said, I’ve changed his name to Kona … Kona being, as I’m sure you all know, a delicious coffee grown in Hawaii.  And Kona is close enough to Dakota that there was no confusion with his name as he was training.  Now I only wish HIS training went half as well as the training some of the rest of my boys receive … although the subject matter may influence the enthusiasm most of you feel … cock sucking lessons are, by far, more intriguing to most of you than any other lesson I could give.

With that being said, I’ve learned one irrefutable fact … My Kona is better than any cup of coffee I could brew at waking me up first thing in the morning … he’s like my own personal wake-up service, complete with moans and yelps.  I do promise that I’m much better at waking someone up … My nose isn’t quite so cold … check out Wake Up Sexy for more information on sharing a morning or two with us.

I have made the decision to stop tinkering with my speech for the trip to KC.  I know, with a great degree of certainty, that I will wind up tinkering my way into not doing the presentation at all if I don’t leave well enough alone.  Goddess knows I will be forgiven if I don’t spend 15 minutes of the presentation discussing the birth of Khundalini Yoga and how it’s growth in popular culture brought about a re-awakening of the inner self during the 60s and the exploration of edgier sexua …. well, you get the drift, don’t you?

I’m just about a month away from my trip and I’m looking forward to it more than I could ever say … I recently got my luggage and several new books for the trip … I’ve been on something of a Neil Gaiman kick lately, re-reading some of my favourites and I’m about half way through American Gods.  If you haven’t read it, you should pick up a copy … If only to please your Mistress.

I’m looking forward to chatting with you all in our kinky chat room sometime very soon.

Ta for now, darlings

Mistress Ryan
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800.356.6169