That is the picture of my cat, Aqua … she’s sitting in a plastic shopping bag from the mall as though she were a gift for Christmas. Which we all know is a lie because she’s an unholy terror when she wants to be. I apologize for the quality of the photo but apparently I haven’t quite gotten the knack for my new phone’s camera. It is, however, a far cry better than I would have done with my old phone … and I want to thank a very special M for gifting me with a new cell phone. Of course, I do realize that this gift was entirely self-serving … now I can sign into Yahoo Messenger even when I’m away from my computer (yes, I do occasionally walk away from it) or I can be reached via text message when he’s wanting some erotic phone attention. I’ve now joined the CrackBerry revolution … well not all the way … I didn’t get an actual BlackBerry, but I did get a Samsung a177 which has some rather interesting features that I’ll be taking advantage of. Such as Yahoo Messenger for my phone … so now, if I’m away from the keyboard, you can still reach me. If I’m curled up in bed, perhaps you will be lucky enough to catch me while I’m still cuddled under the nice, warm blankets … wouldn’t that be a treat for you? To talk while we’re in bed together? Naughty boy, I know where your thoughts are going …
So, what sorts of things have you asked the Jolly Fat Man for this year? Did those of you with the humiliated penis syndrome wish for a real cock to be stuffed into your stocking this year? Or was it the faggots that asked for a good stuffing? I can never keep up …I know all the femmes asked for sissy panties and makeup … Personally, I told the Ho Ho Maker that I wanted a new purse for Christmas … I’ve been in a mood for a big catchall bag that I can put my strapons AND my cell phone into. And we all know how big MY strapons are …
Here’s hoping that each of you gets exactly what you want for Christmas … and that all of your gifts are under my tree, just waiting to be opened tomorrow morning
Merry Christmas darlings
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