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Click To Call is here ... (Or How to get a Mistress on your Mouse)

I am not, by my nature, a patient woman.  One might even say I’m somewhat impatient about certain things because I believe in instant gratification.  Most of the time, this doesn’t work in my favor and I find myself paying $300 more for a ticket than the person sitting next to me on the plane [...]

Third Time's the Charm (The Cocksucking Chronicles)

It’s been a while since my novice cocksucker had any lessons, hasn’t it?  I thought the same thing when he called me this evening, sounding so sure of himself.  Gone was the nervous flutter in his voice, replaced by the assured-ness that can only come from a man whose learned what it’s like to suck [...]

Losers Rejoice: SPH Sufferers have a new SpokesPenis

This special bulletin is being brought to you, courtesy of insomnia and a mis-press of my fingers on the television remote.

Just a few moments ago, I was preparing to turn in for the evening and was flipping stations to the Food Network.  You know how sometimes you’re so used to pressing certain buttons on the [...]

Small Flake Humiliation anyone?

Living in New England has afforded me the opportunity to become intimately familiar with some pretty outstanding weather-related phenomena.  I was around for the Blizzard of ’78 (please reference my post about the humiliating disappointment that was our last Nor’Easter), the letdown that was “Hurricane Gloria” and the sadly accurate No Name Storm, which took [...]

What kind of a man are you?

It’s a valid question, I think … and quite simple to answer if you put your mind to it. Are you the big, burly Alpha Male who rules with an iron fist or the soft spoken, sissified wimp who cowers to his Alpha Female at every opportunity?  Both men have their place … and [...]