The other day, someone mentioned to me that I remind them of Lucy. It took me a few minutes before I finally had to ask .. “Lucy WHO?” (As some of you know, I am somewhat red-headed and was hoping they didn’t mean Lucille Ball). Thankfully, he didn’t.
“You know … Lucy from the Peanuts comic strip. The one who tormented Charlie Brown and had the little stand that said ‘Psychiatric Help 5¢’ and used to hold the football.”
“OK. I know who you are talking about, but what on earth makes you say that I remind you of her? I’ve not done anything lately to shatter your self-image, nor to humiliate you for your shortcomings.”
At this point, he rolled his eyes at me and grinned. “No Ma’am, but you DO go out of your way to provide advice and guidance to those who are looking to expand upon their sexual knowledge. So really … you’re like Lucy in Leather.” (his grin is adorable, with 2 little dimples in his cheeks … and really, that is what saved him at this point in the conversation)
“Lucy in leather, huh? Does this mean Charlie Brown is my bitch? … and is Stewie the football headed baby our bastard love child?”
The conversation denigrated from there but now that I sit back and think about it … I suppose I am a bit like her. A great majority of my day is spent advising and dispensing knowledge to those who are looking to find something new about their sexual fetishes or discover a new kink. I enjoy talking to men who get on cam and show off how to masturbate, perhaps telling them about a new technique they haven’t tried before. It excites me to speak with a pathetic cuckold who’s wife is just now out satisfying her urge for huge cock, while he sits at home washing her lingerie. Of course, having him hand wash her pretty panties while my strapon is buried inside his hole just makes it so much more arousing for me.
So I guess I am a bit like Lucy in Leather. I’m willing to share my knowledge, dispense my advice and every once in a while … watch you fall flat on your ass when I move the football.
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Oh oh. I have to admit now that I’m picturing you, after one of your doggies gets too close, running around screaming that your lips touched dog lips and that we should get hot water, disinfectant, and iodine.
Oh now magnus … I only do that when my male subbies get uppity …
I can’t tell you how much I LOVED this post and yes you are the QUEEN of humiliation. Anybody that has spoken to you for more then two minutes would realize Just how incredible your mind really is. No really, I mean it. You are the most sadistic Mistress I’ve ever met in My entire life, and that should mean a lot !!!
You say the sweetest things …
Personally if given my druthers .. I’d Love to see you give it to Fred FAST & Hard. Fuck The Grump!
Mistress Ryan, Great post. The great thing is though that a loser like loves to be humiliated. So it works both ways. I have heard that you are one of the best Misress’s around. Especially with humiliation.
ty, I take a perverse pleasure in pointing out exactly what makes you a loser … and why you’ll never be much more