Now I don’t call them Christmas Carols because there’s something wholly un-innocent about each of these little diddies … but I thought all of my [...]]]> Sometimes the holiday spirit moves in us in mysterious ways … I discovered this earlier today when one of my lifestyle submissives, chaos, provided me with 2 versions of Fetish Carols.

Now I don’t call them Christmas Carols because there’s something wholly un-innocent about each of these little diddies … but I thought all of my fans and friends, faggots and sissy boys could enjoy a chuckle … even if it is at my expense.

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The Twelve Days of Ryan
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On the first day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
A paddle used to beat me.

On the second day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the third day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Five burning smacks!
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Seven candles burning
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Eight ways of serving,
Seven candles burning,
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Nine cakes with frosting,
Eight ways of serving,
Seven candles burning,
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Ten special spankings,
Nine cakes with frosting,
Eight ways of serving,
Seven candles burning,
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Eleven splendid strappings,
Ten special spankings,
Nine cakes with frosting,
Eight ways of serving,
Seven candles burning,
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My mistress gave to me
Twelve canes a-stroking,
Eleven splendid strappings,
Ten special spankings,
Nine cakes with frosting,
Eight ways of serving,
Seven candles burning,
Six floggers flogging,
Five burning smacks,
Four hot candles,
Three clothes pins,
Two throbbing buns,
and A paddle used to beat me.

Now, I’m not entirely sure if that was a wishlist of things she wants for Christmas or an invitation to use each and every one of them over the literal 12 days of Christmas … so I’ve opted for both. I got her the paddle for Christmas last year … that means tomorrow, I’ll make her ass throb until it shines … much like this next little rhyme:

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Chaos, the red butt subbie
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Chaos the red butt subbie,
Had a very shiny ass
And if you ever saw her,
You would say she’s full of sass!

All of the other subbies,
Would watch and tell Ma’am more
They never gave poor Chaos
Any chance to not be sore!

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Mistress came to say:
Chaos with your ass so bright,
Please Bend over for more tonight!

Then all the subbies cheered for Me
As they shouted out with glee,
Chaos the red ass subbie
Your butt’s gonna be history!

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