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The Homecoming

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Angels and Demons, Darlings and Sweethearts … I have returned!  

Exhausted does not even begin to describe what I feel as I come back to the land of Dunks but it’s a very satisfied feeling nonetheless.  I enjoyed a whirlwind experience in Kansas City with friends and those I consider to be family.  The weather even cooperated rather nicely and I only had to endure one evening of absolute drenching, sideways rain.  This was on Thursday evening so getting my head into the game, so to speak, was somewhat difficult but I managed.  

All day Friday was spent socialising with friends and re-acquainting myself with the brutality of a Midwestern summer … I’d forgotten about the damned humidity and it was sticky, to say the very least.  However, I did have the chance to meet with some very nice people and have a few interesting chats before Saturday arrived.  

On Saturday afternoon, with bright and beautiful sun glaring down on the group, we got together and I gave my speech to an assembled group of 165 people on the joys of Power Exchange and how to enhance it.  After the speech, we had another speaker giving a demonstration on using whips and another on using fire floggers, both of which were rousing successes.  Not only did I learn quite a bit but I got to share information with some very enlightened and intelligent individuals and got to play with some extremely well made toys.  There’s something to be said for holding a 10 foot long whip in your hands and listening to it CRACK as the tip breaks the sound barrier flying towards a perfectly unmarked submissive’s back.  The way she flinches as the very edge licks her flesh and that beautiful welt raises over her skin is damn near orgasmic unto itself.  

Afterwards, we had a lifestyle round-table discussion that we all got to share our feelings and thoughts on the presentations and ended the evening on a high note of listening to the sounds and music of submissives and slaves being toyed with, played with and tormented for hours into the evening.  All day Sunday was spent relaxing in the sun and bathing in the lake.  Yes, my little loves, your Goddess spent the majority of the day on Sunday running in the forest, as naked as the day I was born.  You could have seen every inch of my body, dressed only in sunlight and lake water.

Now, however, I am back in the world and ready to inflict myself on the strokers and sissy boys … I’ve missed torturing your bodies and listening to the way you squeal …

I’ll be taking calls again this evening … beginning around 5P EST and going until I am weary of listening to your simpering little voices.

Come back to me, my darlings … Mistress is waiting.

Mistress Ryan
For a memorable phone sex experience, call me at 800.356.6169
Reach me on Yahoo IM @ mztress_ryan
I’m almost always there

On Vacation

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Darlings,

As the last official To Do on my list before I leave on vacation, I wanted to take a moment to say that I expect each and every one of you to behave yourselves while I am away … There are a delicious array of Mistresses for you to spend time with while I am gone and I do expect you each to worship them as much as Myself.  I’d hate to think I’d spread rumours of your gracious and obedient behaviour for naught.

I know all of my little cocksucking queer babies will take extra special care to practice, practice, practice … I’d hate to think your mouths will go empty in My absence.  And you beautiful little sissies … with your lacy panties and pretty pink lips … You know that I’ve asked Princess Grace to sissy sit for me, in order to keep those of you who have been particularly naughty in line.

Now … I will be back on June 11 … but I may come out around June 9 to check on you

Behave darlings … and remember that I am looking forward to having a delicious phone sex session with you in the future.

Miss Ryan

Look Whos Back

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Had an interesting call from one of my old favourites this evening.  Someone that I think many of you will remember from several months ago … Jessica and I certainly had a fantastic time using this beautiful little coke whore … Young Donald, or as he prefers to be called, Donnasue … has finally made his way back into my darling little clutches. This evening, Donald professed his apologies for being gone for so long … and then went on to get completely fucked up on a rather lethal combination of coke, cock and booze.  It’s always so nice when a family cums back together … isn’t it? Ta for now … The beautiful and controlling Mistress Ryan When you want phone sex, only the very best will do … and that’s where I cum in.

All You Need Is …

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

An interesting thing happened yesterday.  As most of you know, I have a younger sister … she’s 16 years old and does a fine job of keeping me on my toes.  A few years ago, I had promised her that when the time came, I would take her for her first tattoo.  Who know I would come to regret those words?

She called me on Saturday and informed me that Connecticut law will allow a 16 year old to get a tattoo with parental consent.  Just as I am about to point out that I am not, in fact, her mother she informs me that she’s already spoken to her mother and father and they are OK with my portraying her mother for this endeavor.  (Keep in mind, her father is my biological donor and we don’t necessarily have the closest relationship but we are social)  How I got volunteered for this is somewhat beyond me but, nevertheless, I found myself driving all the way down to Connecticut through a Biblical Event (read: torrential downpours) for almost 3 hours to a tattoo parlour in order to live up to what I had promised my sister.  Thankfully, she only wanted a small tattoo … the phrase “All You Need Is Love” on her ankle with the word love written in pink and red ribbon cursive.  And, after all was said and done, the tattoo itself came out very pretty.  I’ll probably have a picture in a day or so, once the swelling goes down and you can all admire the handiwork done.  I have to admit I considered getting a tattoo of my own but, in the end, decided to wait.  Perhaps a mirror of hers on my own ankle that reads “Love is all you need”?

However, now that I have survived the flood and have seen my baby sister take her first steps into adulthood, I’m now ready to inflict some of that aggression and dispassionate sense of self onto all of my lovely cocksucking faggots.  Are you prepared for what it is I feel you need, little boy?

Try it

Mistress Ryan

For an incredible phone sex experience, you can call me on 800.356.6169 

You’ve missed me, haven’t you?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Yes I know, darlings … I’ve been a terrible Mistress and kept myself away for far too long.  I plead that you should all know, by now, how terrible I am with remembering to blog.  Most of you know that I am more emotional than cerebral and that blogging does require a bit of a concentration … I’m far better when flying by the seat of my pants than I am to plod along with something planned.

I’m far better to be found in our kinky chat room, sharing intimate moments with stroker boys and sissies alike.  Perhaps you could join me with some of our delicious Mistresses … Ms. Olivia, with the second best pair of legs at LDW (you know I have the best, admit it) is always in the room, delighting and tormenting each of you with her wit and charm.  Ms Jessica, she of the licks and pinches, is on hand to help each of you achieve your feminization goals.  Of course, Ms Vivian is the most delicious woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my tongue on.

So many other Mistresses are always available, these are merely a few that pique my interest.  Of course, these are not all the Mistresses that I have enjoyed sharing a call with … Most recently, that pleasure goes to Ms. Natalie whom I enjoyed sharing my beloved little Sissy Princess, Samantha.  

Speaking of my darlings, a few of you have been so thoughtful to me while I’ve been utterly ignoring my blog … Michael, always so supportive and delightful, you bring a smile to my face merely with your views of the world.  My Alaskan Prince, I miss chatting with you terribly but I know soon enough we will get to spend time together, practicing our cock stroking technique.  And, of course, all of the calls that I’ve had with my little cumdumpster cock sucker, Sean.  How I do so love to listen to the new and interesting ways his wife’s bull uses him while she is passed out in another room, surrounded by 4 or 5 big, thick cocks.  

I do so adore each and every one of you … and here’s to hoping I remember to do another blog post soon.

Mistress Ryan
The Greatest Legs at LDW
To Schedule a Phone Sex appointment, e-mail me at mistressryan@gmail.com or just call 800.356.6169