Exhausted does not even begin to describe what I feel as I come back to the land of Dunks but it’s a very satisfied feeling nonetheless.  I enjoyed a whirlwind experience in Kansas City with friends and those I consider to be family.  The weather even cooperated rather nicely and I only had to endure one evening of absolute drenching, sideways rain.  This was on Thursday evening so getting my head into the game, so to speak, was somewhat difficult but I managed.  

All day Friday was spent socialising with friends and re-acquainting myself with the brutality of a Midwestern summer … I’d forgotten about the damned humidity and it was sticky, to say the very least.  However, I did have the chance to meet with some very nice people and have a few interesting chats before Saturday arrived.  

On Saturday afternoon, with bright and beautiful sun glaring down on the group, we got together and I gave my speech to an assembled group of 165 people on the joys of Power Exchange and how to enhance it.  After the speech, we had another speaker giving a demonstration on using whips and another on using fire floggers, both of which were rousing successes.  Not only did I learn quite a bit but I got to share information with some very enlightened and intelligent individuals and got to play with some extremely well made toys.  There’s something to be said for holding a 10 foot long whip in your hands and listening to it CRACK as the tip breaks the sound barrier flying towards a perfectly unmarked submissive’s back.  The way she flinches as the very edge licks her flesh and that beautiful welt raises over her skin is damn near orgasmic unto itself.  

Afterwards, we had a lifestyle round-table discussion that we all got to share our feelings and thoughts on the presentations and ended the evening on a high note of listening to the sounds and music of submissives and slaves being toyed with, played with and tormented for hours into the evening.  All day Sunday was spent relaxing in the sun and bathing in the lake.  Yes, my little loves, your Goddess spent the majority of the day on Sunday running in the forest, as naked as the day I was born.  You could have seen every inch of my body, dressed only in sunlight and lake water.

Now, however, I am back in the world and ready to inflict myself on the strokers and sissy boys … I’ve missed torturing your bodies and listening to the way you squeal …

I’ll be taking calls again this evening … beginning around 5P EST and going until I am weary of listening to your simpering little voices.

Come back to me, my darlings … Mistress is waiting.

Mistress Ryan
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I’m almost always there

As the last official To Do on my list before I leave on vacation, I wanted to take a moment to say that I expect each and every one of you to behave yourselves while I am away … There are a delicious array of Mistresses for you to spend time with while I am gone and I do expect you each to worship them as much as Myself.  I’d hate to think I’d spread rumours of your gracious and obedient behaviour for naught.

I know all of my little cocksucking queer babies will take extra special care to practice, practice, practice … I’d hate to think your mouths will go empty in My absence.  And you beautiful little sissies … with your lacy panties and pretty pink lips … You know that I’ve asked Princess Grace to sissy sit for me, in order to keep those of you who have been particularly naughty in line.

Now … I will be back on June 11 … but I may come out around June 9 to check on you

Behave darlings … and remember that I am looking forward to having a delicious phone sex session with you in the future.

Miss Ryan

She called me on Saturday and informed me that Connecticut law will allow a 16 year old to get a tattoo with parental consent.  Just as I am about to point out that I am not, in fact, her mother she informs me that she’s already spoken to her mother and father and they are OK with my portraying her mother for this endeavor.  (Keep in mind, her father is my biological donor and we don’t necessarily have the closest relationship but we are social)  How I got volunteered for this is somewhat beyond me but, nevertheless, I found myself driving all the way down to Connecticut through a Biblical Event (read: torrential downpours) for almost 3 hours to a tattoo parlour in order to live up to what I had promised my sister.  Thankfully, she only wanted a small tattoo … the phrase “All You Need Is Love” on her ankle with the word love written in pink and red ribbon cursive.  And, after all was said and done, the tattoo itself came out very pretty.  I’ll probably have a picture in a day or so, once the swelling goes down and you can all admire the handiwork done.  I have to admit I considered getting a tattoo of my own but, in the end, decided to wait.  Perhaps a mirror of hers on my own ankle that reads “Love is all you need”?

However, now that I have survived the flood and have seen my baby sister take her first steps into adulthood, I’m now ready to inflict some of that aggression and dispassionate sense of self onto all of my lovely cocksucking faggots.  Are you prepared for what it is I feel you need, little boy?

Try it

Mistress Ryan

For an incredible phone sex experience, you can call me on 800.356.6169 

I’m far better to be found in our kinky chat room, sharing intimate moments with stroker boys and sissies alike.  Perhaps you could join me with some of our delicious Mistresses … Ms. Olivia, with the second best pair of legs at LDW (you know I have the best, admit it) is always in the room, delighting and tormenting each of you with her wit and charm.  Ms Jessica, she of the licks and pinches, is on hand to help each of you achieve your feminization goals.  Of course, Ms Vivian is the most delicious woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying my tongue on.

So many other Mistresses are always available, these are merely a few that pique my interest.  Of course, these are not all the Mistresses that I have enjoyed sharing a call with … Most recently, that pleasure goes to Ms. Natalie whom I enjoyed sharing my beloved little Sissy Princess, Samantha.  

Speaking of my darlings, a few of you have been so thoughtful to me while I’ve been utterly ignoring my blog … Michael, always so supportive and delightful, you bring a smile to my face merely with your views of the world.  My Alaskan Prince, I miss chatting with you terribly but I know soon enough we will get to spend time together, practicing our cock stroking technique.  And, of course, all of the calls that I’ve had with my little cumdumpster cock sucker, Sean.  How I do so love to listen to the new and interesting ways his wife’s bull uses him while she is passed out in another room, surrounded by 4 or 5 big, thick cocks.  

I do so adore each and every one of you … and here’s to hoping I remember to do another blog post soon.

Mistress Ryan
The Greatest Legs at LDW
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I never, in a million years, imagined that I would go so long without updating all of my stroker boys and sissies on the goings on of my life.  However, I have been so involved with the new puppy and his integration with the rest of my animal family that I have let my other pets linger … I am so very sorry, darlings.  But you’ll forgive me … won’t you?

The first order of business would be to let you know that I have, in fact, changed his name.  The longer he’s here with me, the more I realise that he should be named for my passion moreso than as an addendum to my older dogs.  With that being said, I’ve changed his name to Kona … Kona being, as I’m sure you all know, a delicious coffee grown in Hawaii.  And Kona is close enough to Dakota that there was no confusion with his name as he was training.  Now I only wish HIS training went half as well as the training some of the rest of my boys receive … although the subject matter may influence the enthusiasm most of you feel … cock sucking lessons are, by far, more intriguing to most of you than any other lesson I could give.

With that being said, I’ve learned one irrefutable fact … My Kona is better than any cup of coffee I could brew at waking me up first thing in the morning … he’s like my own personal wake-up service, complete with moans and yelps.  I do promise that I’m much better at waking someone up … My nose isn’t quite so cold … check out Wake Up Sexy for more information on sharing a morning or two with us.

I have made the decision to stop tinkering with my speech for the trip to KC.  I know, with a great degree of certainty, that I will wind up tinkering my way into not doing the presentation at all if I don’t leave well enough alone.  Goddess knows I will be forgiven if I don’t spend 15 minutes of the presentation discussing the birth of Khundalini Yoga and how it’s growth in popular culture brought about a re-awakening of the inner self during the 60s and the exploration of edgier sexua …. well, you get the drift, don’t you?

I’m just about a month away from my trip and I’m looking forward to it more than I could ever say … I recently got my luggage and several new books for the trip … I’ve been on something of a Neil Gaiman kick lately, re-reading some of my favourites and I’m about half way through American Gods.  If you haven’t read it, you should pick up a copy … If only to please your Mistress.

I’m looking forward to chatting with you all in our kinky chat room sometime very soon.

Ta for now, darlings

Mistress Ryan
The Very Best in Phone Sex
800.356.6169

It’s been an interesting week around here, hasn’t it?  Between trying to finalise my plans to get out to Kansas City in June, make arrangements for my pets (the 4 legged variety) for said vacation and get the notes touched up for my presentation, I’ve been run just about ragged!

However, I have also enjoyed quite the reprieve from my own insanity by spending time with each of my darlings.  Last week, I spoke with my little sissy faggotboy, D … he pranced around in his little pink panties and got so fucked up that he can barely remember what we’ve done the next day!  Now I can’t say exactly what he’s done for me but I can tell you that he has a new appreciation for red wine bottles.  And of course, Empress Jessica joined in the fun with me and we tortured the poor dear half senseless.

Of course I also enjoyed time with Ms. Tia’s Nasty Pathetic Perverted Wanker Boy … he’s such a GOOD boy when he’s been punished properly.  His lil cock is all locked up nice and safe now and I’m betting he’ll think twice before he makes another remark like the one he made a few weeks ago.  But we always have such a good time talking to each other … not the traditional types of calls but he always does make me laugh.

My favourite little sissy maid, Richard, was practically drooling all over herself thinking about washing and brushing my hair … especially while wearing her little 5″ shackles between her feet.

All in all it has been a good couple of days, even through the insanity of planning and preparing for my vacation.

I’ll talk to you all again very soon,

Mistress Ryan
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