I had an interesting thought this evening as I watched the news … Massachusetts is on tap to get our first official Nor’Easter of the Winter of 09.  The weathermen are as giddy as a cocksucker at a strapon convention, as though they finally have some sense of purpose instead of predicting foul weather in other parts of the country.  Watching everyone get all excited for something big and white reminded me of a curious sort of cuckold situation that had been bothering me of late.

Well no … perhaps I should explain a bit more clearly.  I wondered if there is such a thing as a reverse cuckold?  Statistically speaking, there has to be someone out there … a black man, with a skinny black dick that no woman in the world would want to suffer through … perhaps even smaller than the white man she left at home to FIND a big, black cock.  How humiliating is it to know that the myth of being a Black Man can be so irrevocably … hysterically … WRONG?  I can almost see the expression on the woman’s face when she triumphantly brings her Bull home to her sissified husband, only to find what’s hanging between his legs is even smaller and more pathetic than the volcanic pimple in her husband’s panties.  Either of them would be lucky to escape with just a thorough tongue thrashing … How would this little black pecker manage to find his Nubian Goddess?  To satisfy her the way a woman of her stature and position deserves?  Is there such a thing as the WWC?  A Wide White Cock that is designed just for the women who find themselves at the mercy of some cruel twist of fate that left their big, black bull more like a limp piece of licorice?

Personally I’ve never had to deal with anything like that situation … all of my big, black bulls have come into my bed with more than enough to satisfy me … and I’ve never had to seek out the mythical WWC.

So think of me, darlings … while I’m getting pounded by the powder this weekend instead of the black cock I deserve!

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