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Self Service: Guided Masturbation

I find cocks to be utterly fascinating.

Shallow women will tell you that they’re ugly or that they all look the same, but I don’t think anything could be farther from the truth.  Cocks are just as unique as their owners.  Or, in the case of some, as the body they’re attached to.  I own quite [...]

Phone Sex 101: Roleplay

Escapism … fantasy … daydreaming.  These are all different terms for the core of what makes phone sex great … roleplay.  The opportunity to shirk your every day and become something better, something extraordinary from yourselves.  In your imaginations, you can write scripts that involve becoming a prancing sissy to a sobbing cuckold … you [...]

Phone Sex Advice

The other day, someone mentioned to me that I remind them of Lucy.  It took me a few minutes before I finally had to ask .. “Lucy WHO?”  (As some of you know, I am somewhat red-headed and was hoping they didn’t mean Lucille Ball).  Thankfully, he didn’t.

“You know … Lucy from the Peanuts comic [...]

Phone Sex 101: A Primer

So I’ve made an observation of late.  As my birthday approaches (March 22 darlings … what did you get me?)  and I can now officially call myself a MILF in addition to being a Mistress (not to be confused with the MILF Mistress) I find that some of my callers seem to be younger and [...]