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The Big Dig

I like to watch people … observing them when they are most vulnerable.  You know … those little ticks and personality quirks that you indulge in when you think no one is watching you.  Oh sure, you have them … I’ve seen them all.

Are you fidgety?  Do you tug on your earlobe when nervous?  Reach [...]

Phone Sex 101: Strapon

At once exciting and terrifying, the strapon is the most versatile toy in a Mistress’ toybag.  It can be used as a sensual tease, enhancing and heightening the pleasure of whomever is on the receiving end … or it can be used as a punishing force, violating your body for your Mistress’ pleasure.  They come, [...]

Losers Rejoice: SPH Sufferers have a new SpokesPenis

This special bulletin is being brought to you, courtesy of insomnia and a mis-press of my fingers on the television remote.

Just a few moments ago, I was preparing to turn in for the evening and was flipping stations to the Food Network.  You know how sometimes you’re so used to pressing certain buttons on the [...]

10 Inches of White ... (it's cumming)

I had an interesting thought this evening as I watched the news … Massachusetts is on tap to get our first official Nor’Easter of the Winter of 09.  The weathermen are as giddy as a cocksucker at a strapon convention, as though they finally have some sense of purpose instead of predicting foul weather in [...]