That’s right … International!  Pretty soon, all of you are going to have to share me with men outside the lower 48 as I’m expanding my horizons.  This is where I’m going to be spending 7 glorious days, in late September.I’m going international and finally stepping outside the US for a 7 day cruise to Bermuda.  I can’t wait … I’ve heard such glorious things about the pink sand beaches and the old world culture of this gem in the ocean.  And the warm weather doesn’t work against it either … If I close my eyes, I can almost see those scantily clad men languidly sprawled out by the pool as their bodies gleam in the sun … their legs pushed up into their chest as my strapon sinks into their ass and their cum drenches their face while screaming my nam …. what?  Oh come on, I’m not the only one who fantasizes about ass-fucking a faggot on the high seas, am I?   (crickets chirpping)   OK … well at least you all knew I was a perverted cock control MILF long before today!

The spa on board is supposedly quite posh and I’m looking forward to having a poolside massage, a few umbrella-laden mixed drinks and not having to worry about anything more pressing than whether I’ve gotten sunscreen in all the delicate areas of my body (how many of you would volunteer for the job of massaging worshiping protecting every inch of my body?). And who knows what trouble I can stir up once we arrive in King’s Port?  It’s an entire island, just ripe for the plucking … using my charms, my erotic voice and my long, sexy legs.  It’s almost enough to make you want to warn them, isn’t it?

For an erotic phone session with Goddess Ryan, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute,. with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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So I’ve made an observation of late.  As my birthday approaches (March 22 darlings … what did you get me?)  and I can now officially call myself a MILF in addition to being a Mistress (not to be confused with the MILF Mistress) I find that some of my callers seem to be younger and less sure of themselves. Some are first time callers to me and others are just first time phone sex callers.  I love being the first Mistress they speak with … being that woman who guides them into their perversion with a gentle, yet firm hand.  Some require more assistance than others … they know what they want but don’t know how to vocalize it.  So, for those of you looking to take that plunge for the first time … (or even those of you who’ve been around the block a few times and just need a little refresher) I thought I could provide you with a little bit of a Primer Guide … You know, something to nudge you in the right direction so you get the very best possible experience while on the phone with the Mistress you decide to do a call with.

The first topic I thought we’d begin with is guided masturbation.  For most guys, this is pretty self explanatory at it’s face.  You’re masturbating and someone is telling you “how” to do it, right?  This is like the missionary position in sex … Everyone knows how to do it but not everyone knows the subtle differences that stem from it.  For instance, you start off wanting a guided masturbation call and perhaps the Mistress teases you a little more … let’s you jack off using different strokes, speeds and techniques but when the big moment arrives, she stops you.  Perhaps she does this a few times, taking you to the “edge” and then pulling back without letting you cum?  Tease and denial is a subtle game that spices up just a straight guided masturbation call for both parties.  And there are even variations to these games as well!

Sweet and Sensual or Cruel and Vicious, I can give you what you need … I am the Softer Side of Mean

For an erotic phone session with Empress Ryan, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute,. with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com