It’s here. I don’t know whether I should be excited or horrified … but either way, it’s now unavoidable … The first frost appeared on my lawn this morning, and that usually means the white stuff (no no no, not THAT white stuff … you should know by now that I reserve all of that for my cocksuckers, not for a Lesbian Femdom like me!) is not far behind. I’m somewhat conflicted about how I feel … on the one hand, I do love to see all 4 seasons here in New England and the frost means that we’re that much closer to Thanksgiving and then, beyond that … Christmas!  I know, it’s a bit early to be thinking about the season of gifting but I want to make sure everyone has more than enough time to ensure you please your wife, learn to satisfy your Man and show your Mistress how much you appreciate her.  However, on the other hand I truly hate being cold. Even the thought of feeling that nip in the air has me stockpiling socks like a faggot does lube.  However, there’s not much that can be done other than accept the fact that it’s going to be a brutal winter and prepare for the worst, while hoping for the best.  I will be sure to update everyone on the French Toast Alert System as we get our first few flakes.  You know, that seems like something that might be a little fun … Let’s make up a contest:

If you can accurately predict the first day that the French Toast Alert System goes YELLOW, during the month of December, I will give the winner a FREE 10 minute audio recording of their choosing.  You can search for the “French Toast Alert System” on Google and find the Universal Hub site.  Bonus points will be awarded, at my discretion for those of you who find ways of keeping me warm this winter (coffee … hot phone sex calls … coffee … on-cam masturbation … did I mention coffee already?)  And no, before you complain, it’s not fair … but my sense of diplomacy goes south for the winter.  Below is an example of what the “YELLOW” Alert looks like:

Elevated: Moderate, plowable snow predicted. Harvey Leonard openly smiles during report. Empty your trunk to make room for milk, eggs and bread. Clear space in refrigerator and head to store for an extra gallon of milk, a spare dozen eggs and a new loaf of bread.

Get those guesses into me, in the comments section of this post!  And have your requested audio ready for me on the day you select!  But don’t worry … everyone else who has their scripts or ideas ready … you can always email them to me and we can chat on the phone or you can buy a custom audio … just for you!

Freezingly Yours,

Empress Ryan

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