Living in New England has afforded me the opportunity to become intimately familiar with some pretty outstanding weather-related phenomena.  I was around for the Blizzard of ’78 (please reference my post about the humiliating disappointment that was our last Nor’Easter), the letdown that was “Hurricane Gloria” and the sadly accurate No Name Storm, which took the lives of some of Gloucester’s finest fishermen (The Perfect Storm was the movie adaptation … I still can’t watch it without bursting into tears).  One would think, after all this time, that I wouldn’t be surprised by something the weather does around here.  And yet, one would be incorrect.

I awoke yesterday morning to a dusting of snow that just looked so pretty I couldn’t resist snapping a picture of it from my office window.  So typical of classic New England charm, this is what my neighborhood looks like when the tiny flakes of snow all come together to blanket our homes and gardens.  Which, of course, begs the question … if tiny flakes look this good all bundled together, what about small penises?  If we gather all the small penis losers together, do they come together to make one beautiful cock?  Or would we just be standing around, laughing at a bunch of little dick morons?  (I really hate to think of the mental image that just cropped up into my head, thinking of a bunch of lily-white men with unfortunate blessings standing around naked in a room, trying to make one good looking dick).  Carrying the theme, if we put all the cuckolds together in one bundle, would they measure up to a bull’s girth or would they continue to fail to satisfy anyone with their ability and aptitude?  The questions are almost too much to ponder in one evening.

So instead, I shall look out the window at the evening stars as they glisten and glimmer in the snow blanketing my neighborhood and have a cup of fresh coffee, preparing to spend the evening doing things that would make even the dirtiest of snow appear pure.

Ciao,

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