Updates on My Insanity
Darlings,
I never, in a million years, imagined that I would go so long without updating all of my stroker boys and sissies on the goings on of my life. However, I have been so involved with the new puppy and his integration with the rest of my animal family that I have let my other pets linger … I am so very sorry, darlings. But you’ll forgive me … won’t you?
The first order of business would be to let you know that I have, in fact, changed his name. The longer he’s here with me, the more I realise that he should be named for my passion moreso than as an addendum to my older dogs. With that being said, I’ve changed his name to Kona … Kona being, as I’m sure you all know, a delicious coffee grown in Hawaii. And Kona is close enough to Dakota that there was no confusion with his name as he was training. Now I only wish HIS training went half as well as the training some of the rest of my boys receive … although the subject matter may influence the enthusiasm most of you feel … cock sucking lessons are, by far, more intriguing to most of you than any other lesson I could give.
With that being said, I’ve learned one irrefutable fact … My Kona is better than any cup of coffee I could brew at waking me up first thing in the morning … he’s like my own personal wake-up service, complete with moans and yelps. I do promise that I’m much better at waking someone up … My nose isn’t quite so cold … check out Wake Up Sexy for more information on sharing a morning or two with us.
I have made the decision to stop tinkering with my speech for the trip to KC. I know, with a great degree of certainty, that I will wind up tinkering my way into not doing the presentation at all if I don’t leave well enough alone. Goddess knows I will be forgiven if I don’t spend 15 minutes of the presentation discussing the birth of Khundalini Yoga and how it’s growth in popular culture brought about a re-awakening of the inner self during the 60s and the exploration of edgier sexua …. well, you get the drift, don’t you?
I’m just about a month away from my trip and I’m looking forward to it more than I could ever say … I recently got my luggage and several new books for the trip … I’ve been on something of a Neil Gaiman kick lately, re-reading some of my favourites and I’m about half way through American Gods. If you haven’t read it, you should pick up a copy … If only to please your Mistress.
I’m looking forward to chatting with you all in our kinky chat room sometime very soon.
Ta for now, darlings
Mistress Ryan
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